the battle against the giant meat

at 5.30pm..me gadelle(dunno la) kang wei and hao lin where sitting at the stone thingy there slacking.around 5 minutes later..i notice a tall piece of meat walking outta block 70 smth..and bouncing a basketball..at that moment..i was thinking..shit.

by the time he reach the court..there were some mofos from no where joining him to play basketball.they started suggesting the guy to do smth a man of his size could,slam dunk.he then took a few step back..and start dribbling the ball.1 , 2 and BAM..the ball went rims out,so he decided to try again..tries after tries...this piece of brainless meat missed every single dunk attempt,so he finally gave up.being very sian,i summoned adrian down and 5 seconds later..we see a familiar looking shadow walking outta the opening of block 65...and who else can it be.

i immediately taunted those losers to play a game of basketball.the team consist of me,adrian,kang wei and hao lin.it started out smoothly,although the team mofos were playing really rough defence.then suddenly those team mofos changes their tactic.they started lobbing the balls to giant meat,and we were all slapped around by him.we then came up with a plan.kang wei and adrian will stay behind to defend giant meat,while me and hao lin will try to defend the front line.it worked really well and the team mofos couldnt shoot.well of course there was a time when kang wei and adrian(MUAHAHAHHAHA) didnt do a perfect job,yan ting came to save the day.he was going up for a shot after slapping kang wei and adrian around...what he didnt know is that i can touch the rim too(SUCKA!!!!).i jumped up and tap his ball away.being very tall,he grabbed the loose ball and went up for another shoot..this time..POW..RERREREREEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEJECTED!!!....the game ended with a score of 21-8.

that meat was very du lan,thus he requested for 1 more match,consisting of 4 person per team,but only playing 5 balls.this time it was me,adrian,uncle and kang wei.well..that meat finally fight someone of his own size.mr charles bakley did a great job defending giant meat by using his tummy and push the giant meat outta the court.we pwned the team mofos twice and then...those taekwondoers(like..wtF?) came.we then packed our stuffs..and went home


great story by yanting