mann... wat a match we had today... the two big meat came down today... we like beat them 51 to 40+... highlight setplay of the day... yanting qie past two big meats... steve nash to mi cousin... kicked it back outside to the baseline... and i , of cuz, haha hit the 3... wow wat a shot... yan was off form too... having struggling to shoot more den 40% outside the paint..... the juniors were impressive too... giving several crucial shots during the game......
now hols !!!! why no one come down???

no.7

today at 9. me (ryan), hao lin, adrian went swimming. we had alot of fun. a blast infact. with all the incessant 'chair shots' 'sleeper holds' and any other damage inflicting moves, we all had a sooper dooper mega ultra kawai swim. half way through our swim. our great yan ting joined in the fun. backflips, playing passing and other moves. when it reached ten we were still playing. heres where the story starts my friends. Quote:

Guard comes in: eh times up. ten already. come up.
Us: huh, thought eleven?

Guard: nono come up now. 10 finish come!
Ryan: eh but last time 10 leh. you go ask management
Guard: NO, now 11 come up!
(4times repeat)

Guard: you come up with me to management
Ryan: *splashes away whatever*..

Yan ting: can give us 15 more minutes?
Guard: NO! COME UP NOW.
Yan ting: eh i go poly i like dont feel like talk to ppl (to us)
eh show me some respect la go poly very tiring just give 15 more minutes la
Guard: NO! COME UP NOW. what poly...
Yan ting: eh if you told us nicely like 'excuse me times up you mind leaving the pool'? we would have left but you so rude 'come now la'.
Guard: is not me its the management, later resident complain.

Repeat (eh if you told...) and (is not me...) X3

Yan ting: ah hack care him la.
Guard: later the resident complain!
Yan ting (with super guai lan face): EH YOU DONT COME TELL ME RESIDENT HOR, THE PROBLEM IS IF YOU TOLD US NICELY WE WOULD HAVE LEFT RIGHT?!?!?!

Guard: dial walkie talkie*
Yan ting: fucking hack care him la. fifteen minute dont care.. knn...

Superior guard comes : whats the problem...?
yan ting: you see ah last time hor, the swimming pool was till (dunno what time) then new management 11, then now 10 but we dont know, nvr inform us!
S guard: nah but you see ah now is 10 so sorry la need to go
yan ting : yes we would go but then tone of him (guard) like attitude problem la
guard: eh eh you dont come talk about attititude hor, yours worse ah
yan ting: EH (S guard interrupts)
(murmuring) * most prob : k sorry you mind leaving now?
yan ting: (to us) kk lets go

Thats all, all i have to say is yan ting was brave so we salute you!

EXTRA SCENES:
while yan ting was talk to guard, adrian hao lin ryan huddled at stairs and watched
Adrian: eh bet see who win..
Ryan: Fucker.. FINE, 5 BUCKS YAN TING WINS

*in the end yan ting won the arguement*

Ryan: Pay up!
Adrian: I nvr say i agree to your bet!

*stupid... T_T i won the bet leh...*

scene 2: when s guard came yan ting move one side to talk while we still at stairs
adrian: eh spectate again!
ryan : yah... EH WAIT NO! I DONT PANG SEH MY FRIEND! *CHARGE INTO THE FRAY*
*The rest follow behind*

scene 3: while talking to s guard
adrian: eh what to do ah just sit here only...
ryan: help him la.. no no wait. lets be like counter strike. die then press spectate! :)

scene 4: the aftermath, guard give tu lan to yan ting
adrian: eh you did good brother
ryan: wah our hero siah!

END

Conclusion: if guards were here to guard us, why do they disturb us instead? why do ppl's stuff get stolen despite having' guards'? why do they set up cams yet dont monitor them? why hasnt the fucking management put up a soccer field despite NUMEROUS requests in the suggestion box. why are guards here in the first place?!

YAN TING is our hero and negotiator. we salute you !

ps: LETS SWIM AGN :D